Talk:Seidou Takizawa/@comment-71.195.163.117-20150407085223/@comment-213.66.199.45-20150407093856

^You mean the "Pineapple Pizza" version?

(Since I doubt that Pineapple will end up as anything but Sasaki´s meal rather than in a suitcase.)

Here´s a short story about it.

...

"How to make an Owl Pizza."

Starring: "Centipede" as your chef.

"Okay team, since Urie has been a bit down ever since the little incident with the Auction raid and it´s his birthday, we will make something that he maybe can eat and sheer him up, we will make a Pineapple Owl Pizza today...are you ready?"

"Yes Sensei!"

(cracking index-finger.)

"First, you take the ghoul,, shaved clean and bathed for convenience, then rip every bone out of its body and pulverize its bones until it turns into a neat and fine powder... but to save time and spare Mutsuki from the blood, I´ve already prepared some bone flour for you all, see the big bag in front of you?"

"Got it! Don´t we have such a considerate Sensei, Muchan?"

"Now, take the bone flour, mix it with water until you get a thick and resistant dough... not too much or it will turn into liquid..."

"Oops..."

"Shirazu, I said "careful"... Well, you can help with mine, just watch and learn, okay?"

"Okay..."

(Shirazu walks over to his left side.)

"Now, knead the dough over the table, flatten it out and put more flour on your hands so it won´t get stuck to them. Flatten it out into a decent round bottom... everyone done yet?"

"Saiko isn´t making one..."

"Saiko-chan... we aren´t making this just for Urie-kun, it´s also our dinner as well, if you want to eat then you have to make the pizza yourself..."

"But "Mamman"..."

(cracking ring-finger)

"Okay...come over here and watch me do mine, you can watch and learn from observations, right?"

(Saiko walks over to his right side...)

"Okay! now when everyone done what they should do, it´s time to supplement the bottom with the filling... And that´s why we kept the soft parts of the ghoul... Now, let´s start with the tomato sauce..."

"Sensei... It isn´t blood is it? "

"No, no, no, don´t worry Mutsuki, it´s just grinded innards, not a drop of blood anywhere..."

(Mutsuki sits down in the corner and feeling sick.)

"Now, scope and apply the sauce over the bottom in a neat layer, not too much okay?"

"Huh... Sassan..."

"Shirazu, I said "neat layer"... fine, scoop it up and put it back in the clean bucket... Then, put on the meat I grinded from the owl´s muscles...after that top with the kakuhou, sliced as kebab, and feel free to use your judgment on how much of it too use... It´s Ukaku so it´s light and tender, in contrast to the Kakuja which can be a bit too much too chew in one pizza..." (Pause) "Saiko... I think that´s a little too much Kokuhou..."

"Really?"

"I can´t see the bottom."

"Well, you did say, "use your judgment" right?"

"Yes I did... but there´s a limit on how much Ukaku we got... Well, now when the meat and kakuhou is on, we move on to the cheeze..."

"Sassan, I´m afraid to ask, but which part of the ghoul did this came from?"

"Oh, don´t worry Shirazu, it´s the body fat... it melts really nicely in the oven and we got plenty of it today..."

(Cracking middle-finger.)

"Oh... okay then..."

"Now, smear it over with a spoon and use the back of it to get a wonderful and smooth surface... just a really thin layer will be fine, okay?"

"Uh...Sassan..."

"Shirazu... don´t tell me..."

"Solved it! No worry Sassan!"

"Oh, good job!... And now, everything is done... put the pizzas into the oven for thrity minutes... in the meantime put on some coffe to drink once it´s done..."

(thirty minutes later.)

"Aahh... just behold the beautiful crust and golden color of this artwork! The melted body fat... the color of the kakuhou... the wonderful bone crust... and the scent..."

(Depe inhale)

"My nose kagune is tingling already!"

"Can we really eat this?"

"It´s all ghoul and water... I don´t see a reason why we shouldn´t eat it?"

"You think this will cheer Urie up?"

"Well... it´s worth a try. Okay! Mutsuki! Could you get Urie? We prepare the coffe and the surprise in the kitchen..."

(Mutsuki looks up from his corner.)

"O-okay..."

"Now... we wait until everyone is gathered and once he´s here, we all pull our brightest smiles and yell "surprise"!"

"Sassan... is that really such a good idea?"

"What? It always cheer me up..."

"I´m with you on that Maman!"

"Okay, here they come!" (Hidding beneath the table and whispering) "On three...one...two..."

...

I didn´t intend to write this long but I just couldn´t stop myself...

So let the "Pineapple Pizza" jokes begin...