Message Wall Greeting:Uncle Nimu-Dash

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'''  HALT WHO GOES THERE? DA HELL YA DOING ON DIS PAGE? WANNA CANCER HUH? YOUR LIFE IS DAT PATHETIC HUH?'''

 Well then, sinca ya came in here to get cancer, aids and da other fun stuff in here, here are da rules of dis page: 


 *  You may write on da wall only if ya came to cry, bring da cancer yourself, go retarded or one of da admins (but deez last guys don't need invite for they intrude whereever they wish, how rude, at least knock first, Jeez) 
 *  Try to use one of the nicknames when referring to me (Nimu-Dash, Uncle Nimu-Dash, Troll, Asshole, Douchebag, Idiot, Cancer, Son Of Da Bitch, Motherfucker, OMG Just Die Already) such nice names as deez for example, do not try to use my entire username in here, for ya will give me a cancer and da lame one at dat!  
 *  No you can't drop to say 'hi' for dis page doesn't deal in normality and shit as dat!  
 *  No talk of political correctness or any of dat normal boring shit in here! Unless it is about Harambe! For Harambe deserves da justice!  
 * "Can we be friendz?" NO! Dis page and dis user doesn't deal in dat stuff.
 * "Are ya ever serious?/ Do ya know what dat is?/ Why aren't ya serious?" listen buttercups, if I didn't know how to do dat I would be living under bridge, so yes I more then know how to do dat! Thing is Internet isn't seriously worth it of me being serious!
 * Ya are free to hate characters I may like cuz I know my chill and won't rage at you (I'm so killing you with my 'Death Note' if ya say some serious shit against meh babes), no no seriously I know my chill (I will hide under your bed and murder ya in your sleep) just kidding, would never do dat. Common! (I'm watching you 😠🔪🔪🔪)
 *  If you are oversensitive it is highly advised for ya to not come on dis page or in any form of contact with me!