Talk:Ken Kaneki/@comment-26021107-20150207201354

Tokyo Ghoul fandom:

- The shipper: "And then Yomo looked at Touka funny.. it is more than obvious that Touka x Yomo is canon, duuh. I bet you're all mad now, Touken shippers. O 3O"

- The theoretician: "After Kaneki and Saiko will get stranded on a volcanic island and after 10 years since the birth of their offsprings they are gonna slowly turn into bloodthirsty mechs (because Saiko is part of the clowns) that will steal the vulcano's magic power to become dragon-mechs! And then they will destroy the world! But before that they will fight Goku and Green Jesus in an intergalactic battle in which the creator of the ghoul race, Chewbacca, will be revealed. And then.. *writes 47 more lines of events which most likely will not happen*. And then Kaneki will turn into a gawd. And btw, the One-Eyed Kind is the nurse."

- The tumblr-er: "So... much... pain... Such quote! Must edit... that picture... MUST UPDATE THE SPOILERS!"

- The fangirl: "OMFG KANEKI IZ SOOOOO HAWT! HAVE MY BABIEEES!!! DAT AAAAASSSS!!!!! GIMME GIMME!!!!"

- The newbie: "Awww.. these two are so cute together! I think their names are Keniki and Rise."

'''- The know-it-all: "Quinx and neither half-ghouls nor full ghouls, they are quinx, and therefore the French revolution was held between 1789 and 1799, methyl orange is... well, orange and the Icelandic anthem is called "Lofsongur"." (Though I misspelled)'''

- The psycho: "You're all wrong, seinen noobs. Ken will totally end up in utter and oblivious tragedy because he said so at the begining of the series! Staph with your happy bullshit, this series will END IN TOTAL DESPAIR, BLOOD, DESOLATION, CATASTROPHE AND TRAGEDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you want happines read a f*****g Shojo!!!!!!!!!!"

- The calmato: "Calmato!"

- The retarded jackhole (though this species is extinct): "ye fegs tokio gul is obviouly @ failed antemp to conquer narutos trone~! dat red ey iz 0bviously 0bvious based on the sharingan n these freaky tentacles luk liek narutos tails when in jinckcuyreururiki mode i hate al off fu yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" (This was so painful to write T~T)

'''- The one that compares... a lot!: "Look, Sasako looks just like Krista from SNK!"'''

'''- The hypothesis maker: "If a ghoul's body is so sturdy, then how is the hymen piercerd in.. usual ways?" ; "Can ghouls drink alcohol or anything else besides water?" ; "Can a ghoul catch diseases?" '''

'''Psychological/biological analyzer (My section xD) : ... '''