Thread:MonsterRandom/@comment-28804772-20161207034344/@comment-31149470-20161213002543

don't even ask me what i am doing with my life right now, but here are the translated lyrics for this masterpiece so appropriatedly named, "Toilet". (i can't fking believe i actually spent 1h translating this shit lol but i figured since i'm trying to pass time why not give myself something to laugh at?)

anyway, without further ado, i present to you the most retarded song of all time..."Toilet" *claps sarcastically*

 There is a toilet in my house there is a hole in the toilet

there is a smile on top of the hole it is laughing at the many helplessness of mankind

there is a toilet in every house that everyone needs to use after using it you will feel happy and relaxed endless happiness guaranteed

every toilet is a hero it will flush away all your worries with a push of a button

no matter how many worries you have no matter how much sadness you have it would bring all of it away for you

every toilet is a friend that you can truly treasure you cannot live without one i have too many secrets my dreams are too heavy slowly you would understand my dear toilet

Repeat