Thread:Dr.Super Cereal/@comment-27347196-20161218044158

So, let me tell you charming story dat goes as dis,

After finally logging in on dat site I barely ever use, I decide to check my mail and I encounter bunch of bs messages I didn't bother to open. But then my eyes drop on one specific message dat was most recent and dat was from you, so I opened it.

In there you left me link to download some game and to try it out ... very manly game ... very fabulous and manly game dat is of course.

Anyway I was like sure why not. For I'm idiot just like dat!

So I downloaded da shit and installed it and of course decided to give dat fabulous completely manly game a try. Wut bad can happen? Right? HOW FOOLISH I WAS!

So I start da fabulous and completely manly game and blah blah so far standard shit.

Emo protagonist, super clingy friend and some shady ass organization comes and forces me into some shady "game" of theirs giving me "no choice" and I got to accept cuz plot.

So far nothing off much and introduction of harem starts going on.

First one is super clingy friend from start dats clingy af! Second is some flat chested gurl dat ain't gurl. Then some middle-aged-daddy guy (Wut are old guys doing in my harem? His weak stubble is double insult.). Then some dude dat doesn't make sense and already bores me just for meeting him for 5 secs. And in end some Sephiroth rip-off. (Not sure who else is in harem, anyway ...)

So now we go onto gewd stuff.

And by dat I mean I have to check around x10 times dat I'm alone in room, dat not shit can be seen trough my window or anything heard .. for we're to git some D up our ass (For dat is wut dis super manly and fabulous game is all about.)

Anyway I keep "playing" and picking random shit for I got no clue wut da heck I'm even doing. But as long as we get some D we're all gewd I assume.

So somehow, with my choices I got no clue wut they even are, my daddy ended up being super clingy friend. (Not who I wanted, but then again none of characters appealed to me much to want any of them so ... super clingy friend is gewd, lets just git dis shit started.)

So after wanting to peel of my own skin and pull out of my own eyes of how dis guy is clingy, I finally git to scene with some action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) which is main and real plot of dis super manly and fabulous game of course.

And ...

... protagonist got screwdriver shoved up his ass and protagonist dies from bleeding out...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL2u2OHWUAA0JAm.png

Anyway ... since I already started dis shit might as well try to end it.

So 2nd time is charm right. So I pick same choices at start to get screwdriver ... I mean clingy friend route and dis time I try to do shit more right.

So I start acting as mama to him even though I want to shoot him in his head of how much he annoys shit out of me. Screwdriver scene again, I ... survive screwdriver dis time around (I'm more deader inside to be more exact)... so yeay, so gewd. (Kill me please)

So blah blah blah fast forward, dude with worst fashion sense eva talks some shit dat is meant to be important to some plot and blah blah blah I don't pay attention to, I just skip at dis point to end dis shit as quick as possible blah blah blah reunion with screwdriver friend dat got all of his screws lose in dis scene.

So I try to pick option dat seems most reasonable to calm his ass down and ... Screwdriver friend dis time pulls protagonist's intestine out ...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL2u2OHWUAA0JAm.png

After dat amazing thing, I decided to close dat shit, uninstall it and say f [beep] k dis shit! F [beep] k you Izzy for sending dat shit to me! And biggest f [beep] k you to me for even trying out shit you sent me. 