Thread:Uncle Nimu-Dash/@comment-30522458-20160923004655

My dear Masa for this time I've been with you I'm going to complain over you being horrible host for next reasons:


 * For not letting me use your PC.For all this time I'm with you in here since I came you only let me use internet twice!Not counting first time since I had to logout due your ass being banned at moment so I don't get in shit because of you too!
 * For not wanting to give me wifi code!Actually yes you did but your ass changed then in instant!RUDE >_<
 * For telling me I should go outside instead to spend time while I'm here even though weather outside is shit!
 * For literally kicking me out and tell me to go for "walk" when your girlfriend came and you got in "mood".Asshole it was raining that day and you didn't even give me an umbrella!
 * For not letting me in kitchen!Ok true I don't know to cook nor do I want to but still I demand access to the kitchen =3=
 * For commanding your dog to guard kitchen from me when you are not around!I can't go close to it without that dog growling!Asshole!
 * For knowing how to cook!You are giving me as woman bad name in here because of it!
 * For seriously seriously LOVING TO COOK!You are making me look as less woman more and more in here!
 * For your place being too organized!Make a mess to make it more as home in here <_<
 * For always checking did I washed my hands before touching food!Yes "mother" I did!
 * For not letting me to drive your new car!Just because I scratched your old car back then that doesn't make me horrible driver!Plus it wasn't that big of scratch back then!Let me drive =3=
 * For taking long ass time in bathroom!I have urges that require bathroom you asshole!Get out already!
 * For not telling me what shampoo you use!Tell me your secret for having such silky hair!Need to know O.O
 * For not allowing me to touch your hair!Need.To.Touch!So shiny *u*
 * For not allowing me too eat too much sweets!Stashp "mother" >.<
 * For getting that porn song stuck in my head!Now I need to listen to it 24/7h!Asshole!
 * For refusing to translate my por...ehm...I mean my completely educational manga =3=
 * For refusing to take me to amusement park at first!Evil asshole!
 * For making me pay everything for myself when you did take me!I'm guest in here!So how about you pay for your guest D8
 * For making me to go to jog with you and your girl every single morning!I'm too lazy for that!
 * For not knowing who Melanie Martinez is!That is major offence!
 * For eating my pudding!I know it was you don't deny!
 * And lastly for not growing your hair out and styling it as Furuta!Major offence!

(Expect many more complaints for this last week I'm with you) 