Talk:Goat/@comment-27704373-20161113155132/@comment-27347196-20161123041320

Ah yes, da infamous happy ending.

I remember reading deez so called "fairytails" with so called happy endings and laughing my ass of at said happy endings.


 * Sleeping beauty gets raped in her sleep, wakes up giving birth to kids and then marries her rapist and there is big "Happy End" slapped on it. Yes cuz marrying man who raped you while you were sleeping is everyone's dream.
 * Then Snow White, marries shady mofo prince who likes kissing dead people and there is big happy end right after you've read of how the evil Queen falls off da cliff, boulder crushes her and then vultures come to feed on her corpse. But it is happy end, is all good.
 * Jasmine married man who lied to her, pretended to be someone he is not and he still got da girl. Happy end. Lies git you girl. Happy End. Who am I to argue.
 * And funniest of da all, da Little Mermaid. Dies and turns into soap at end ... HAPPY END! HahaAHAHAHAHA!!!! True she lives by Disney, except now we got dumb 16 y/o redheaded gurl who leaves her entire family for guy she just saw ... actually looking at dis, yeah, 16 y/o marrying prince dat she didn't even dated smells of happy future for sure as well. But "Happy End" is slapped therefor you know they're happy!
 * And lets not evne go with Red Riding Hood cuz hohoho. Doesn't matter is it original book in where wold makes her eat her granny's flesh and to drink her granny's blood as he makes her strip and throw her clothes in fire ... hohoho ... I just ruined kidz childhoods haven't I? Oh well ... it's "Happy End" therefor all of dis doesn't matter cuz da happy end it is.

And now Kaneki, who will have most of his friendz die for his impossible cause, cuz lets be honest humans accepting ghouls who live from eating us? Yeah reality wake up call, not gonna happen cuz humans can't even accept other humans let alone something dat feeds on them.

Still most of Kaneki's (if not all) friendz die in dis war, even if CCG disbands there shall be new organization to hunt ghouls down (cuz sorry ghouls and humans holding hands together is beyond ridicules) and if Dr( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).Akihiro is to be trusted, Kaneki shall get premature death since he was tortured. Wow.

But hey, as long as Ishida slapps classical "Happy End" in fairytail style then it is happy even if everyone happened to die for Kaneki's foolish dream of ghouls and humans holding hands, even if it was all in vain cuz new type of CCG, Washuu and V organization shall come to exist, "Happy End" means happy, details of what happened and shall happen aren't important now, amirite?

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