Talk:Uta/@comment-99.73.92.229-20150314114041/@comment-80.110.87.222-20150315215635

Maybe he doesn't have a kagune.

Maybe he can't hide his kakugan because he wears sclera contact lenses.

Maybe he's human.

Maybe he just has intense strength and healing powers because he's the Chuck Norris of Tokyo Ghoul.

"when Uta does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down"


 * inserts original chuck norris joke* wow, i'm so funny.