Talk:Touka Kirishima/@comment-28147612-20160520093250/@comment-27247962-20160520222525

when is their finally gonna be some romance! some ship that actually has a mast and a rudder to sail... Eyeball-licking doesn't do it for me anymore... I need passion. some tenderness. You shippers always causing trouble with your magic ship spells, making me a mindless puppet going along with the their preferred ship. Curse you and your loveboats!

(By all means, this is satire and not a single word has weight to it, so don't feel offended by it in any way. Ships are truly fun to a certain extent. I feel like I need to add this disclaimer from now on.)