Thread:Dayne Dariel/@comment-27915436-20160530120113/@comment-27915436-20160601221011

omfg a wild anon as appeared :O (capture it!)

In all seriousness tho *suit up* also, notice that before the autocorrect killed my text, i had written an essay of jokes but now i fell like i should take things seriously so, here we go.

Attorney Bbq: Your honor *nods* Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, before you today, stands a woman, a guilty one i must add. But guilty of being proper. Guilty of remaing venerable to her very core and to all consequences. Eto Yoshimura, 27, lived her young days in the hideous 24th ward with her foster father, a notorious ghoul by the moniker of Noro. Fightting to survive in a place unsuitable for life, where must of us would have already lost it, this woman, ladies and gentlemen, stood tall.

The prosecution's allegations that my client is a terrorist are nothing but an unparalleled absurdity! Does the prosecution has any proof of said felony? My client has already stated that she isn't the so called entity known as the 'OEK of Aogiri' that the CCG looks for, on multiple occasions. And let it be known for formal record, my client is only half-ghoul. There's no evidence that she eats people and to arbitrarily state that is not only wrong but dangerous. Your honor, the only precedent dictates that she should be given a chance to reinstate her legitimacy as a citizen! As a person!

Your honor, thou look particulary handsome on this day and shan't allow thy ears to be spotted by foul lies! I beg for thy mercy, oh handsome one! (sorry i couldn't help myself xD)

Judge: ... And what about your other client?

Attorney Bbq: *looks at a taciturn Torso* ... I claim insanity! He's definately ill and should be send to a special institute! *sorry Karao, it's this or the chair*