Thread:Uncle Nimu-Dash/@comment-27347196-20160928230746

Once upon a time there was dis Monster who ate pople's homeworks and it asked about ghoul Skrillex a lot!

It wanted to know about his past and what shall happen to him and da shit as dat in here! So since I'm practically Jesus in here I have deez amazing future telling abilities you see.

So am able to predict future and shit in here and give an answer to da question before it is shown! I have confirmation from valid sources of course dat dis is what happened to ghoul Skrillex and why he iz ghoul Skrillex! 100% legit I kid ya not dis totally not a scam guys!

So grab your wine or slurp on yo nesquik cuz dis thing I'm about to tell ya is 100% legit shit!

After deep ass research here is da legit source on ghoul Skrillex's past! Warning shit is too tragic! Cuz every character is tragic in here! So of course ghoul Skrillex is so tragic too in here dat will make you want to shoot yourself! So here is da past dat is 100% legit:

Once upon a time there was dis boy who wasn't Skrillex just yet and he was da kid (duuuuuh) He had no parents whatsoeva (wow Jesus 2.0 in here detected) ... anyway and there were deez classical animu stereotypical creepy doctors who were experimenting on him and shit! They were trying to turn him into ... -dramatic pause- GHOUL EMINEM!!!

For dat they peformed pure horrors on him to turn his hair animu white so he can be more Eminem like! They did horrible very horrible tortures on him! Completely inhuman for dat shit! (Warning da following story is too graphic and tragic! It will rise rate of suicide attempts due how graphic and sad it is so be cautious in here! Ya have been warned!)

Everyday they gave him da M&M's moms spaghetti to make hiz brain go bananas but most horrible of torture of da all was dat they made him listen to ... -dramatic pause again- da "Blood On The Dance Floor" songz! (pure horror I know).

After being exposed to such horrible torture hiz hair turned animu white of prolonged exposure to da BOTDF so called "songz" and hiz brain was bananas from all da M&M! Just like Eminem! Da classical animu stereotypical creepy doctors celebrated da victory!

So da swaggy Epictoki Washuu then decided to take new ghoul Eminem to da Yasuhisa cuz Yasuhisas were da 1D fans and da ghoul Eminem then did hiz over 9000 move "UhsamalamaadumalamaayouassumingImahumanwhatIgottadotogetitthroughtoyouI" in faster way then yo wifi connection and since da Yasuhisas brain was still working on 'Internet Explorer' they then exploded! Dat is how Yasuhisas parents actually died! 100% legit shit I kid ya not!

However due da fast rapping not even yo wifi connection couldn't follow ghoul's Eminem brain fried and there were couple of issues, so classical animu stereotypical creepy doctors decided to put da ghoul Eminem in da world with real people so they can leave feedbacks in "Ghoul Eminem FAQS" on what issues they discovered so they can release update to "fix" da shit! (Updates in Windows 10 way of course)

Da ghoul Eminem with his amazing rapping skillz took over da 4th ward cuz no one could rapped faster then him! But then dis sexy ass gay bird named Hemorrhoids Homo came in town and ghoul Eminem wanted dat bird's BIRD IN HERE!!!

However Hemorrhoids Homo didn't liked Eminem (he was secretly 1D fan too) and as such he friendzoned ghoul Eminem cuz of it! Cuz 1D fans and Eminem fans just can't be together! (Dang it! Dis shit is more romantic then da "Romeo and Juliet") Due da biggest tragedy known as friendzoning and finding out hiz one and only waifu is 1D fan ghoul Eminem became da ghoul Skrillex instead!

-DA END-

"What of da end?" ah yes da end da end ... well ...

Obviously ghoul Skrillex is gunna die in some sort of Gin Ichimaru way with some redeeming plottwist and shit of how all what he did was to like everyone else in dis series to get in Kaneki's pants ... ehm ... I mean help da friendz of course cuz he was da bro of course! Then there shall be some gay music in background to make you feel emotions and shit as he dies and Hemorrhoids Homo shall swear he shall die virgin cuz his Romeo dropped dead ... but he shall date Nico! Cuz f [beep] k Romeo! Dis is modern "Romeo And Juliet" story! Juliet needz da lovin! Juliet ain't gonna join Lelouch and Arima in da 'Virgin Heaven' in here! Dis Juliet wants to be in "Pimp Heaven" where da Harambe is at! So Nico and Hemorrhoids are canon shit in here! Such bootyful, tragic and romantic story dat is making you wanting to kill yourself!

-DA END-

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