Thread:Dayne Dariel/@comment-27347196-20161125200550/@comment-27347196-20161127173344

You haven't met too many drunks then my boy.

As someone who had part time job back in my student days involving drunks, let me tell you, drunk person is most honest and far from happy even when drunk, if anything they're more depressed just with illusion of said "happiness".

Anyway, answer ... I made thread on Dayne's wall. Dat counts as weird nuff xD?

Still if your looking for more exotic story, then it would be me gluing my teacher back when I was 8.

I had a crush on dis one girl and she had crush on our teacher. He wasn't who knows wut good looking, wasn't bad looking but not model for sure tbh no clue wut the heck she found so "attractive". Must be glasses. Anyway wut can I say, I was kid, too dumb, dat was my first love and she had crush on our teacher so I was jealous af xD

And as little jealous shit I was back then, I needed to get rid of "evil" teacher. So one day I brought extremely strong glue dat I well stole from my home to school and I put glue on empty seat teacher usually had habit to sit on after he gave us assignment. So he came and as expected didn't payed attention to seat when he was sitting down (which is typical for everyone) and kaboom. He got glued Lol Since glue was super strong, there was no way he frees himself without a) tearing his pants or b) taking his pants off. Judging by different pants he wore later on, he took option b).

Still I was forced to confess it was me, he didn't held it against me. Both him and principal found my reasons mostly amusing, however they had to give me detention and of course told my parents about dis. So I got off easy when it comes to school.

Not so easy when I cam home. Mother beat crap out of me with belt and my older brother beat me up to boost because of it. So in end of day I got bruises, wasn't allowed to go outside to play with friendz for month, but worst of all (for 8 y/o me at least) was my crush hated me for wut I did.

I remember thinking I will die cuz she hated me. I swore never to love again and other shit I seriously facepalm each time I remember. Such tragedy lol

-glups down glass of wine-

There you have my weirdest shit I ever dared to pull and last!

Now give me equivalent trade ASAP! And it better be dis embarrassing xD