Thread:Dayne Dariel/@comment-27347196-20161125200550/@comment-27347196-20161129105119

Alas my biggest and mission impossible dream.

To grow something dat looks to JB's yuck ratstache? Yeah, if I weren't to touch razor in big 6 months or so perhaps. But a full and actual beard dat looks as beard and not facial hair dat super hairy chick has? Not even in my dreams.

Who knows. Perhaps as I go a bit older facial hair might start to ACTUALLY GROW! I got friendz who had "my situation" but as they grew older, they got dat magical super ability to grow actual facial hair. So far dis luck hasn't graced me.

So until day my genes decide to have mercy on me, am being smooth faced criminal thx to super shitty genes!