User:KankyTrolluu

''Immunity against death? Voices talking to you? Feeling a sudden need to bring peace to the world? Well, you just might have something we call "Main Character Syndrome."''

"Main Character Syndrome" otherwise known as MCS is a common disease among unsuspecting Asian men. The disease could either bring amazing fortune or tragedy heading straight into your puny little life. It's mostly harmless but could be extremely dangerous. Once diagnosed with the disease many will fear the outcome and attempt to seek immediate medical health. If you try to counterattack it's spreading, we have one quick tip for you: DONT.

Even making the smallest move against it could further the spread and put you in great danger. The disease usually targets boys and girls from the age of 14-34, it usually occurs early in life and overtakes it's host once they reach early adulthood. IF you are concerned that you might've contracted the deadly type of MCS you should seek a diagnosis. Stopping it before it's imminent attack can only be done by seeing the side effects.

Some of the more common ones include:

-An abusive mother\father.

-A recent loss of memory.

-A peculiar and rare hair color.

-An involvement with strange occurrences.

-A higher than average strength and stamina.

-A weak\soft attitude.

-A recent change in life\environment.

-A fondness for studying.

Among many other ones.

If you have experienced or are experiencing any of these things the only thing you can do now is suck it up and bear it because you're pretty much fucked. The best thing you can do right now is cut ties with family and friends and commit suicide to stop it from spreading to other people near you.

Good luck.