Thread:AaronC141/@comment-30068215-20151029101435/@comment-26841482-20151105143328

Yes! I've already done that!

You all are… (Gollum voice) my precious.

… That turned unexpectedly creepy.

Or, better yet! Give me your home address and contact information!!!! I'll sell my kidney and gather up a ton of money which I'll use to travel to all of your places! Then, I'll surprise you with a "OOGABOOGABOOGA!" and sever all of your heads. Then, I'll stitch them on my back, gain the ability to use multiple styles and become IMMORTAL!!! That way, we can all be…… ze togezer. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

… Fuck! This is wayyyy too creepy… and scary. :-/